Blood,
Sex, and Typing
Where
have you gone, Vincent Vega? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
It's
been seven years since John Travolta returned from obscurity, dancing
the Batusi and extolling the virtues of the Royale with Cheese,
in Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. Now, after overplaying
the baddie in three atrocious movies -- Battlefield Earth,
Lucky Numbers and now the violence-fest Swordfish
-- the artist formerly known as Tony Manero needs Tarantino's guidance
to get back on the righteous path.
Swordfish
is a techno-thriller, which means there is a ton of indecipherable
computer lingo and everybody is making a great effort to make typing
look exciting. Director Dominic Sena, between this and last year's
Gone in 60 Seconds, proves himself the master of incoherent
adrenaline overkill with a series of chases, gunfights and explosions
placed at random intervals for no discernible purpose.
The
plot centers on Travolta's character, arch thief Gabriel Shear,
plotting a computer-aided bank heist of $9.5 billion from a secret
government stash. Aided by the curvy Ginger (Halle Berry), Gabriel
enlists Stan Jobson (played by X-Men's Hugh Jackman), an
ace hacker who got caught and now must stay away from computers
as a condition of his parole. Gabriel dangles the ultimate carrot
-- no, not Ginger (though Berry does bare her breasts, in a much-publicized
scene), but a chance to regain custody of his daughter (Camryn Grimes).
The
story, though, is beside the point -- because nobody is who they
appear to be, and because Sena and writer Skip Woods couldn't care
less anyway. All that matters is the next explosion, and how artfully
it is photographed, edited and computer-composited.
The
movie's opening shows where Swordfish is coming from, and
where it's going. It's in the middle of the story, with a hostage
crisis underway in a bank. We don't learn this immediately, because
first we get to hear Shear, in the coffee shop across the street,
lecturing on the poor quality of modern Hollywood product (he should
talk) in comparison to classics like Dog Day Afternoon (another
hostage-crisis-in-a-bank story, get it?). Then, as the Feds start
to panic, they manage to get one hostage away from the rest -- but,
because of the radio-controlled bomb strapped to her, she quickly
explodes and sends many ball bearings flying through the SWAT team
members around her. Sena lovingly captures this carnage in a 360-degree
slo-mo pan, a money shot of horrific proportions.
Not
even the presence of the always fascinating Don Cheadle, as a Fed
on Stan's case, or Sam Shepard, as a senator dealing in covert ops,
raises Swordfish from the muck of its gratuitious violence.
Travolta goes over the top with his shrill villainy, clenching his
teeth as he spits out the dialogue (if you got it stuck in your
mouth, you'd spit it out, too). John, John, John -- one more bad-guy
role in a bad movie and you're going to need another comeback.
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