Tim Burton's "Planet of the Apes" wants to be all things to all
men, and all apes. It's an action picture and a satire of an action
picture. It's a comedy and then it gets serious. It's a social satire
and then backs away from pushing that angle too far. It even has
a weird intra-species romantic triangle in it. And it has a surprise
ending that I loved, even though Matt Drudge spoiled it last weekend
with a breathless "scoop."
The
movie could have been more. It could have been a parable of men
and animals, as daring as "Animal Farm." It could have dealt in
social commentary with a sting, and satire that hurt. It could have
supported, or attacked, the animal rights movement. It could have
dealt with the intriguing question of whether a man and a gorilla
having sex is open-mindedness, or bestiality (and, if bestiality,
in both directions?).
It
could have, but it doesn't. It's a cautious movie, earning every
letter and numeral of its PG-13 rating. Intellectually, it's science
fiction for junior high school boys.
I expected
more. I thought Burton would swing for the fence. He plays it too
safe, defusing his momentum with little nudges to tell you he knows
it's only a movie. The 1968 "Planet of the Apes" was made before
irony became an insurance policy. It made jokes, but it took itself
seriously. Burton's "Planet" has scenes that defy us to believe
them (his hero survives two bumpy crash-landings that look about
as realistic as the effects in his "Mars Attacks!"). And it backs
away from any kind of risky complexity in its relationships.
The
key couple consists of Leo (Mark Wahlberg), who is the human hero,
and Ari (Helena Bonham Carter), who is the Eleanor Roosevelt of
the apes. They're attracted to each other but don't know what to
do about it, and the screenplay gives them little help. Leo is also
supposed to be linked romantically, I guess, with a curvy blond
human named Daena (Estella Warren), but her role has been so abbreviated
that basically all she does is follow along looking at Leo either
significantly or winsomely, as circumstances warrant. At the end,
he doesn't even bid her a proper farewell.
Leo,
to be sure, is not one for effusive emotional outbursts. He's played
by Wahlberg as a limited and narrow person with little imagination,
who never seems very surprised by anything that happens to him--like,
oh, to take a random example, crash-landing on a planet where the
apes rule the humans. He's a space jockey type, trained in macho
self-abnegation, who is great in a crisis but doesn't offer much
in the way of conversation. His basic motivation seems to be to
get himself off the planet, and to hell with the friends he leaves
behind; he's almost surly sometimes as he leads his little band
through the wilderness.
The
most "human" character in the movie is, in fact, the chimpanzee
Ari, who believes all species were created equal, casts her lot
with the outcast humans, and tells Leo, "you're sensitive--a welcome
quality in a man." Helena Bonham Carter invests this character with
warmth, personality and distinctive body language; she has a way
of moving that kids itself.
There's
also juice in a character named Limbo (Paul Giamatti), a scam artist
who has a deal for everyone, and a lot of funny one-liners. That
he sounds like a carnival pitch-man should not be held against him.
The
major ape characters include the fearsome Gen. Thade (Tim Roth),
his strong but occasionally thoughtful gorilla lieutenant Attar
(Michael Clarke Duncan), and Sen. Sandar (David Warner), who is
a parliamentary leader and Ari's father. There's also a cameo for
Charlton Heston, as a wise old ape who inevitably introduces a gun
into the plot and has a curmudgeonly exit line. Watching the apes
is fun all during the movie, while watching the humans usually isn't;
the movie works hard to bring the apes to life, but unwisely thinks
the humans can take care of themselves.
It's
interesting that several different simian species co-exist in the
planet's ape society. It may be a little hard to account for that,
given the logic of the movie, although I will say no more. One major
change between this film and the earlier one is that everyone--apes
and humans--speak English. The movie explains why the apes speak
English, but fudges on how they learned to speak at all.
The
movie is great-looking. Rick Baker's makeup is convincing even in
the extreme closeups, and his apes sparkle with personality and
presence. The sets and locations give us a proper sense of alien
awe, and there's one neat long shot of the ape city-mountain that
looks, when you squint a little, like Xanadu from "Citizen Kane."
There are lines inviting laughs ("Extremism in the defense of apes
is no vice") and others unwisely inviting groans ("If you show me
the way out of here--I promise I'll show you something that will
change your life forever"). And a priceless moment when Leo wants
to stop the squabbling among his fugitive group of men and apes
and barks: "Shut up! That goes for all species!"
"Planet
of the Apes" is the kind of movie that you enjoy at times, admire
at times, even really like at times, but is it necessary? Given
how famous and familiar Franklin J. Schaffner's 1968 film is, Tim
Burton had some kind of an obligation to either top it, or sidestep
it. Instead, he pays homage. He calls this version a "reimaging,"
and so it is, but a reinvention might have been better. Burton's
work can show a wild and crazed imagination, but here he seems reined
in. He's made a film that's respectful to the original, and respectable
in itself, but that's not enough. Ten years from now, it will be
the 1968 version that people are still renting.
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